Oh German music industry, will you never cease to delight me?

Dude, why is it that no one told me about Jimi Blue‘s equally musically talented older brother, Wilson Gonzales?

For Wilson’s last birthday gift, he apparently received a large amount of sub-dermal collagen. English lessons might have been a better idea. Not that whoever wrote this isn’t clearly a musical genius:

I got two tickets
To New York City
Come with me
You look so pretty
I take you down
To Abercrombie
Later we gonna
Have a Zombie

Wait, it gets better. The name of Wilson’s album? Cookies. I swear I’m not making this up.

Everybody sing along! I drink like Britney Speeeeeears!

We want cookies!



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8 thoughts on “Oh German music industry, will you never cease to delight me?

  1. Ugh.

    Sorry you shared that.

    Oddly enough while waiting 1.5 hours for my haircut yesterday (not doing that again) I gave up and flipped through some People or US-weekly-style magazine where I read about those two bozos’ illegitimate half-brother Rocco Stark and how their common daddy (Uwe Ochsenknecht) should pay for his expensive acting lessons.

    Or whatever.

  2. Hmmm… I can’t say I’m an expert on either, but I think I’m going to have to go with Herbert Grönemeyer on account of him being an actual musician and all.

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