Dude, why is it that no one told me about Jimi Blue‘s equally musically talented older brother, Wilson Gonzales?
For Wilson’s last birthday gift, he apparently received a large amount of sub-dermal collagen. English lessons might have been a better idea. Not that whoever wrote this isn’t clearly a musical genius:
I got two tickets
To New York City
Come with me
You look so pretty
I take you down
Later we gonna
Have a Zombie
Wait, it gets better. The name of Wilson’s album? Cookies. I swear I’m not making this up.
Everybody sing along! I drink like Britney Speeeeeears!
We want cookies!